"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison
riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue
The big question of the Commonwealth Games. [x]
Gumdrops, chocolates, cookies, ice cream and stuff.
Remember that time when Mississippi State took a photograph of me and put it on their brochure and shipped it out to the entire country and didn’t realize I had a massive hickey on my neck?
it’s better like this i think…. midna with #6 for anon
so one time when i was in 8th grade my school went on a camping trip at this camp and at night we all went around the campfire and told stories
and one of the instructors pointed up at the hill where a bunch of deer had gathered. he explained that baby deer make certain noises to call their mothers over. he said if we were really quiet we could hear them
suddenly this huge black guy came out from the forest and yelled YO MAMA WHERE YOU AT
I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but not their blood type
I know mine. it’s
The guy on the left, since he shows clear disgust with having his picture taken suddenly without permission. The guy on the right has had so little sleep that his grip on reality and emotions has left him
i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore
i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs
"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"